A Treasure Trove of 34 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    B Party going on side quests for loot The literal end of the world
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    DM Roll Initiative! JURASSIC PERIOO Party having a long rest
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    When the players start asking about the political structure of the city they're in.
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    50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey ++ He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics.
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    When a level 5 Wizard casts Fireball for the first time
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    Rexy my laptop my laptop full of dozens of unused character ideas my family
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    prokopetz "So what do you all bring to the team?" "I can fly." "I shoot lasers." "I make good life decisions." "That's not really a super-" "No, trust us, she's our most important member." smallswingshoes So many dnd campaigns.
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    Cleric: You're healed. You only have 2 HP but at least you're conscious. 5. 1 Fighter: Sweet. Good to go. *takes of running*
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    WHEN YOU MAX OUT POPE TRENADDICT DOM MAZZETTI THE SWOLY BIBLE STRENGTH ON CLERIC CLASS
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    GM: Your party encounters- Magic Missile Wizards
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    DM: alright barbarian, your turn in initiative. What do you want to do? Barbarian: Wack
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    Moosefix @moosefix "They're a lawful good Police officer who's a dragon born" "Oh what sort of dragon?" "Copper" - An unplanned pun that derailed my dnd campaign in the first 2 minutes 4:32 PM 14 Aug 18 4,549 Retweets 18.8K Likes
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    Bitchy and Defiant to the Bitter End @billy_bones Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the death of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future GIF
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    CLOAK OF ELVENKIND facebook.com/dndmemes CLOAK OF ELVENMEAN
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    RPG MURDER HOBO FLOW CHART FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES DM TALKS AND STUFF YOU ENCOUNTER SOMEONE NEW! IT'S A MONSTER/ NON PC RACE KILL IT TO DEATH IT'S A PEOPLE TALK AT IT WITH WORDS DOES IT HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING STORY MOVES FORWARD! STUFF? HAPPENS YES NO LEARN WHERE MORE STUFF TO TAKE AND MONSTERS TO KILL ARE TAKE ALL THE STUFF MUTILATE THE BODY
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    When the DM starts a conversation with multiple NPCs and each has a different accent
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    When her Tinder bio says shes into roleplay 333 из P-P GUIDE
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    DM: your bar tab is 6000$ Party: how do we pay for it? Rogue: easy! Party: how? Rogue: The secret ingredient is crime.
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    Ugh my back is so sore Baby I'm so sorry :c Did you sleep on it poorly? I can grab you some ibuprofen :c OH 0 K I SEE No it's from carrying your ass through 4 dungeons last night
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    My wife Me explaining what happened in DnD last night
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    mirrorfalls Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon "master” is given complete control and "players" must do whatever dark things are demanded of them. Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You've all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn't work. I'm begging you.
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    NPC King: You have done this land a great service, and defeated the evil- The Party:
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    probablybadrpgideas Divination specialists are often portrayed as passive servants of fate. Shuck the stereotype by playing yours as a bit more proactive. Wizard: "Yea, I forsee that before the next full moon, this house will be nothing but charred ruins" Scared villager: "are you sure?" Wizard, throwing a lit torch in the house's window: "Yeah pretty sure"
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    WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE START TALKING ABOUT D&D IN THE NEXT ROOM
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    When that one player who chose Primordial as an extra language finally meets an elemental: My time has come
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    These bags are for my dice. This is the bag for my really pretty dice. This bag protects the dice set love the most This bag holds my other, smaller bags. And this...this is the bag for the dice that have BETRAYED me. Don't judge. They will never see the light of day again.
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    there are two types of players Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. No, I want my gold...
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    3 gold @clavicus_mora Bandit corpse Me
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    When the Rogue tells my Paladin I can't grapple a crocodile A Bahamut Well, first of all, through all things are possible, so jot that down.
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    DM Paladin DM Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. Paladin But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.
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    chefpyro tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just deck me pulling-aggro MIMIC an absolute UNIT
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    WHEN A PLAYER PICKS UP THE DMG: "THIS ISN'T ABOUT DRAGONS AT ALL! THIS IS MATH!"
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    THE PARTY NEGOTIATING" PLASMALD mgflip.com A SHOPKEEP TRYING TO FEED HIS FAMILY

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